"Then she realized, their idiocy had started to become a distraction to her fascination - too big to be ignored.
It was a painless severance."
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Verbal excerpts from life as I know it.
1 day ago
"Then she realized, their idiocy had started to become a distraction to her fascination - too big to be ignored.
2 weeks ago
“And all of a sudden, she realized losing them made her angry at herself for bad judgement instead of sad that she was having to say goodbye to a good thing.”
2 weeks ago
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"I hope you like feminist rants, because that’s kind of my thing."
- Jess
2 weeks ago
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"Have I told you about the bay windows? Because I’m going to curl up in those like a damn cat."
- Nick
2 weeks ago
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"I’m worried about Schmidt, he’s a jew in the desert. I don’t want him to wander."
- Winston
2 weeks ago
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The internet, and it surprises me that I am just now able to articulate this truth, has given us all a delightful opportunity to wonder and outrage at the idiots in our lives. Facial expressions don’t offend our computer screens, and the people who say things that produce internal aghast-ness and muffled screams of laughter in the real world are often the most verbose over the world wide web. Thank you, twitter and tumblr and pinterest and blogs and instagram, for serving as a zoo for us when we need to feel better about ourselves.
For this, we are eternally thankful.
2 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that every young lady interested in literature goes through a phase where she finds terribly pretentious young men terribly attractive."
- New York Magazine
1 month ago
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